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October 08 2017

04:09
04:09

halloweenshadow:

me and the squad rolling out to McDonalds to get those sweet chicken nuggets

02:57
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October 07 2017

23:54

rcktpwr:

me and my most powerful mutuals basically sitting on thrones in an ancient circle not unlike stonehenge, occasionally we make eye contact and nod solemnly at each other

20:03

megalunalexi:

andhumanslovedstories:

I built a nap hole in my closet which is great and has no downside until someone comes into my room looking for me and I have to crawl out of my closet which is frankly impossible to do with dignity and without looking like a sleepy Gollum hissing “what does it wants who wakes us up”

I see no downsides to this

19:56

pochowek:

deviantart 2000s furries: no understanding of color theory & no design principles
tumblr 2010s furries: no understanding of color theory & no design principles but at least theres more body types now and everyones gay

18:28

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: Most of the party has been wiped, our leader is on 2 Fails, 2 Successes for his Death Rolls.

Captain Reckless: Whatever happens, I want you to know that this is absolute Bullshit.
*Rolls a Nat 20 and wakes up, while the song “Second Wind-Heroes Never Die” plays in the Background.*

04:43
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gerbilfluff:

eastgermanhattrick:

chauvinistsushi:

trick or treating with three of your past lives?

This shouldn’t be as cute as it is.

Never too late, for a concept full of this much d'aww.

04:42

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Me: Okay, time to finish this game’s main story!

Me to Me: Do all the sidequests instead until you burn yourself out and quit the game forever!

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October 06 2017

04:53
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chibigaia-art:

the team was spamming voice lines and I accidentally made our Mercy worry

04:48

petiotte:

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

04:48

the-sarkai:

radladiesunite:

cecaeliawitch:

radicallyvegan:

lebaneseandradical:

aferret:

fuck-customers:

A day or two ago, I was at “boob” restaurant (like an owl one) for a best friend’s brother’s birthday. I got up to go to the bathroom. Talked to a waiter to ask where it was, blah blah blah, normal stuff. And when I was halfway across the restaurant, some guy at a table slapped my ass. And he and all his friends started laughing about it. I spun around and slapped him across the face back.

He got sooo pissed. Started yelling at me and calling me a bitch and then told me “You can’t hit me! I’m a customer!”

I’m pretty well developed for my age, and this happened when it was hot as fuck outside so I was wearing shorts and a tank top.

“I’m not a worker, asshole! And you shouldn’t slap their asses too just because they can’t hit you back!” I’m pretty sure I said something to the effect although I probably am explaining it as if I was smooth and calm back then, but I was an embarrassed, mortified mess

And then I asked one of the waitresses to call the police. The guy was backpedaling and trying to apologize.

Fun fact: I’m 15. Like I said, very well developed for my age.

So I told him no, we were both going to wait here for the police to show up so I could report him for sexually abusing and harassing a minor.

He panicked and was even trying to bargain with me, but like fuck I was letting him off the hook. Think of how many other girls this asshole has probably harassed! I just have the power to do something about it.

Police got there and I had about at least 50 witnesses to attest to the fact a stranger, who was probably like 40, slapped my ass, when I am, in fact, a minor. Not to mention he yelled things at me when he thought I was a worker like “You can’t touch me! I’ll beat your ass, cunt!” Which I referenced as him threatening me too.

The rest of his friends were mortified and had tried to leave but I insisted that they have to stay because the cops might want statements from them. Whether or not that’s true, I don’t fuckin know, but the manager seemed to agree enough to tell them to wait for the police.

I had tried not to, but as some point when talking to one of the waitresses while waiting for the police, I started crying because of how violated I felt. It may have done good for the police came in to see my crying, I don’t know, but the waitresses were all so sweet and tried to comfort me when they had the chance.

I intend to press charges. Since I am a minor I need my parents to help or whatever and I know nothing about this kinda thing but I can potentially get him labeled a sex offender, which he IS, so I want him to actually feel punishment for his abuse towards female workers (I doubt I’m the first girl he’s harassed, maybe just the first who could fight back without her job on the line, so I want to be the last girl he harasses), just… ugh. I just hope he gets the punishment he deserves. So… wish me luck with this whole “legal system” nonsense.

My hero

fuck him up

Make men pay for their misogyny.

omg girl, rip him apart for us

fuck yeah

No one should ever have to put up with this kind of shit. Nail his ass!!!

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October 05 2017

05:10

hawlucha:

hawlucha:

new podcast: *appears*

blue apron: 

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no its aimed at everyone whos listened to a single podcast in any capacity 

04:51

glumshoe:

A reminder that turning in assignments for partial credit is better than not turning them in at all. It is. Even if you think you’ve done a bad job and are ashamed of your work, or it’s way overdue, you take whatever you can get. Partial credit dramatically improves your grade over a zero, and I’m always astounded by how often even the smartest kids don’t really comprehend that. 60% is worlds better than 0%. Even 10% is going to help you. Letter grades are misleading and are not created equal. “F"s are mathematically valuable. Turn that late assignment in.

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August 28 2017

06:37

yeah-yeah-beebiss-1:

dyin:

wrongdoers get sent to the lanky orb to think about their mistakes

HE HAS NO SHAPE

HE’S FLAT AND THIN

TH-TH-TH-TH-THIS KONG

SHALL JUDGE YOUR SINS

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