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16:47

prokopetz:

wisdomofstark:

prokopetz:

It just occurred to me that, out of the whole Smash Bros cast, the pair who probably have the most to talk about in terms of swapping war stories are Kirby and Bayonetta.

Please, expand on this point. My instinct is to believe you, but I’d like to hear your evidence.

  • Loves candy and playing dress-up
  • Constantly having their beauty sleep interrupted by seemingly minor annoyances that somehow escalate into universe-ending threats
  • Main problem-solving approach is to find the nearest eldritch abomination and punch it
  • Steps dogged by thematically similar frenemy who keeps finding excuses to duel them for the fate of the world (it’s getting a bit weird)
  • Just came out to have a good time and is honestly feeling so attacked right now
  • Has canonically beat up God

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