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04:15

white-bread-boyfriend:

white-bread-boyfriend:

my ass w hearing problems: oh id love a sandwich from americas favorite sub sandwhich chain Subway ™ eat fresh ™

subway employee: whispering sweetly behind the 5 inch kevlar barrier between me and the sandwhich accessories

me, sweating: IM SORRY WH

subway man: beat root? you want fucking beat root?

me, crying: ingredience…

Don't be the product, buy the product!

Schweinderl