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March 28 2018

17:49
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fish-with-a-knife:

The first cats of spring emerge

17:42

animedads:

Bioshock Infinite: HIT X TO SAY RACISM IS GOOD

Bioshock Infinite: HIT Y TO SAY RACISM IS BAD

player: “racism is bad”

Booker: *stares at gun in hand for a long time* “racism.. goes both ways” *kills the only black character in the game who has a name*

16:52
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alyssadrawing:

the koi in the koi pond waiting for you to feed them the food pebbles

16:51

mallownose:

cloudbatcave:

owlbats:

mintysquid:

minkstooth:

My entire world has been shattered by the realization that Garfield is an entirely plausible warrior cats name. A gar is a fairly common species of fish, and the cats of course know what a field is.
This knowledge is a great burden.

An important detail that I feel shouldn’t be ignored: Garfield would only be the name of a warrior, elder, or medicine cat. Other ranks/ages have assigned suffixes, meaning Garfield would also, at some point, hold the names:

Garkit,

Garpaw,

and, if fortune favors the cat in question,

Garstar

@cloudbatcave

thanks! I want to burn this from my memory and the earth in general

Garfield, the sibling to Mountaindew and Smokeweed.

16:47

prokopetz:

wisdomofstark:

prokopetz:

It just occurred to me that, out of the whole Smash Bros cast, the pair who probably have the most to talk about in terms of swapping war stories are Kirby and Bayonetta.

Please, expand on this point. My instinct is to believe you, but I’d like to hear your evidence.

  • Loves candy and playing dress-up
  • Constantly having their beauty sleep interrupted by seemingly minor annoyances that somehow escalate into universe-ending threats
  • Main problem-solving approach is to find the nearest eldritch abomination and punch it
  • Steps dogged by thematically similar frenemy who keeps finding excuses to duel them for the fate of the world (it’s getting a bit weird)
  • Just came out to have a good time and is honestly feeling so attacked right now
  • Has canonically beat up God
16:45
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15:32
05:32

justiceleaque:

like at this point are we even comic fans or are we writing our owns comics mentally in an attempt to make up for bad characterizations and unecessary plot lines? are we even fans of the characters anymore? do we buy each issue to read the writer’s words or to just omit everything we don’t like and just add one more part to our patchwork headcanon to make sense of it all? why does hal keep dying? bitch stop dying?

05:30
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sonic06apologist:

sknjob:

sonic06apologist:

Customer service worker moodboard feel free to add on

05:30
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05:29

fivehoursofscreaming:

voretiger:

bring out the rotating tiger

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

05:29
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04:19
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crispy-ghee:

Just a stupid thing that was sitting in my desktop for a long time. Saitama just has very bad luck. 

04:16
04:16

baph0metal:

Monsters fucking.

image

Humans AND monsters fucking.

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HUMANS AND MONSTERS FUCKING AND THEY ARE ALSO MADLY IN LOVE.

image

04:15

white-bread-boyfriend:

white-bread-boyfriend:

my ass w hearing problems: oh id love a sandwich from americas favorite sub sandwhich chain Subway ™ eat fresh ™

subway employee: whispering sweetly behind the 5 inch kevlar barrier between me and the sandwhich accessories

me, sweating: IM SORRY WH

subway man: beat root? you want fucking beat root?

me, crying: ingredience…

04:14
04:11

syrup-bender:

arahir:

god my neighbor just called me and she’s like… is this your chicken in our driveway… like who else has a chicken in this neighborhood yes it’s my chicken… so i get over there and kylo hen is chilling in their driveway eating some specs and stuff and there’s this actual crowd of people around her and i’m like… hi sorry mb let me get her… and oh my god… they’re like do you need us to call someone?? should we get help?? how should we do this?? do you need a net? like bitch it’s a chicken not a fucking komodo dragon. so i just… i was kind of joking around so i crouched down and patted my thighs and all the chickens are trained to come to me on sight because me = food… so i got down there and went “here girl!! come here!!” and the chicken comes running over and this group of actual adult ass individuals were staring at me like i was the fucking pied piper… and i didn’t know what to say…. so i just kind of walked back to my yard with the chicken following me and none of them moved or said a damn word and i think i literally just convinced them this chicken is trained like a dog…

your chicken’s name is kylo hen

04:07
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metropolis-clickbait:

the1andonlydami:

dc-hoe:

blithefool:

*sobs*

DELETE. NOW.

CEASE AND DESIST

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